Woman Getting Married to Fairground Ride

UMM, THIS REQUIRES ALL CAPS.

WTF.
WTF.
WHAT.
THE.
FUDGE.

>> I MEAN I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

WELL I KINDA DO : NEVA LET THAT BE ME. EVA. SLAP ME SILLY 'CROSS THE FACE AND TELL ME I'M PSYCHO. I NEVER KNEW "OBJECTUM SEXUALITY" [WHEN YOU ARE BECOME ATTRACTED TO INANIMATE OBJECTS] EXISTED. GOODNESS. GLAD I LOVE MENNNNNN. AND NOT... THINGS. IF ANYTHING, IMMA MARRY MY IPOD. CAUSE WE GOT SERIOUS LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER. HAHA.

PLUS GIRLLLL, PEOPLE [MEN & WOMEN] PUT THEIR STANK BOOTIES ON YOUR MAN. & THEY WILL CONTINUE TO... EVEN AFTER YOU GET MARRIED. THAT AIN'T CUTE. THAT CAN'T BE OKAY.


GO TO THE ARTICLE YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!
& PEEP THE PICTURE >> IS THAT A WOMAN?

;) ENOUGH WITH THE RUDENESS. SHE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM. I HOPE SOMEONE SNAPS HER OUT OF IT BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER LAST NAME... FORREAL FORREAL.

CRAZINESS!